For all the guys reading this, here’s a bling-bling mouse that you could give to your girlfriend for her Birthday or whatever just to say “you are special.” Jewelry is so out of the question these days, especially now that women prefer Plasmas over diamonds necklaces anyways. You might as well match that Plasma with a shiny new mouse.

According to the website:

“This is the ultimate gift for a female executive, boss or stylish girl. This silver and crystal embellished mouse is a must have to be in style.”

Can you imagine if Carly Fiorina or Patricia Dunn brought something like to the Boardroom for a presentation? Wow, that would be an amazing sight! You know news like that would definitely get leaked, and they would have no one but themselves to blame.

Jokes apart, you can order the mouse immediately for $48, just in time for the shopping season.

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